
Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson (born April 11, 1960 in Doncaster) is a controversial British motoring journalist and television presenter.
On places
There are signs directing you away from Birmingham but nothing enticing you in.
Oxford hates the car.
God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place. (Detroit)
Motoring in general
We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.
Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary… That’s what gets you.
I’ve seen gangrenous wounds better looking than this. ( Clarkson on the Porsche Cayenne)
(Referring to the Porsche Cayenne) 0-60 takes 5 and a half seconds…and about 17 gallons of fuel….
Now we’ve been told in this new series, we’ve got to feature more green cars. So here’s one. It’s really the greenest car we could find, really. (A bright green Lamborghini Murcielago)
Now we get quite a few complaints that we don’t feature enough affordable cars on the show, so we’re kicking off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all. (a Ferrari F430) Read the rest of this entry »